1. keysmashsound:

    i wish i could fuckjng eat little seizures pizza.

  2. vybewitme:

    I don’t care if you don’t understand me, I live for me bitch

  3. sonypraystation:

    me: *stubs my toe or some dumb shit*

    me: damn thats like 16 HP

  4. aro-allo:

    *checks the “i am not a robot” captcha box with a sense of profound sadness*

  5. rohie:

    might snap this year and learn how to drive

  6. cryjerk:

    i crave affection!!!!!!! someone please hug me for 3 days straight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    (Source: fuckosexual)

  7. genquerdeer:

    paper-mario-wiki:

    paper-mario-wiki:

    fooliofailure:

    paper-mario-wiki:

    there should be a tax that youtubers pay where 1.5% of all of their revenue goes back to Kevin Macleod for basically supplying YouTube with it’s own soundtrack.

    who is this man and what music did he make???

    if you hear a royalty free song on youtube, there’s approximately an 80% chance Kevin Macleod wrote it.

    here’s some you’ve almost definitely heard:

    for those wondering, yes, he also made THE generic royalty free song that was EVERYWHERE in 2014.

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    He has a Patreon!

    And he doesn’t even make a 1000$ per month!

    also, his site incompetech.com also has graph paper generators, if you’re in need of that. It has any kind of graph paper - INCLUDING hex paper, you tabletop gamers out there! (or knitting paper if you’re into that)

    (Source: paper-mario-wiki)

  8. hustlerose:

    hustlerose:

    here’s a new ideological movement for you: internet iconoclasm

    • stop putting random internet people on pedestals because they’re funny or quirky or for any reason at all actually
    • self examine and self criticize: are you putting too much stock in parasocial internet relationships? are you being mindful of the humanity of others?
    • never lay down your pride to defend someone you’ve never even talked to
    • remember that the person and the persona can be very different
    • if an online celebrity or influencer deserves to be torn down, then let them be torn down.

    i’d like to address the 3 types of responses this post is getting.

    Keep reading

  9. allfrogsarefriends:

    catscanmiracle:

    allfrogsarefriends:

    came up with a new pointless kink identity. it’s called friend dom. it’s when you have to come up with every activity for hangout sessions cuz your friend is too indecisive or laid back and never decides on what they wanna do

    Mom friend already exists

    false. mom friend is the one that makes sure youve been kind to yourself, have eaten, and are emotionally stable

    friend dom is the one whose animosity you can feel radiating through their stare as they choose the hangout activity for the 68th time in a row